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Kathleen and the Not-So-Grand Trip Once upon a time, in the bustling land of Washington DC, our heroine Kathleen embarked on a daring journey across town (or perhaps a sidewalk—details are foggy, but the drama remains). With all the grace of a caffeinated gazelle, she took her first step, then another, until—gasp!—she encountered her arch-nemesis: The Sneaky Trip Hazard. Some say it was a rogue cobblestone; others whisper of a mischievous curb. Whatever the culprit, it launched Kathleen into an accidental interpretive dance move titled “The Graceful Flop,” complete with a dramatic landing and bonus shoulder cameo. Witnesses report it was a fall for the ages. Now, Kathleen finds herself in recovery, rocking her sling like a fashion statement and commanding her kingdom from the comfort of her throne (aka the couch). She’s taken up new hobbies, like one-handed snack retrieval and perfecting the Netflix binge. Her supporters have rallied, promising meals, laughs, and strict no-tripping policies going forward. Moral of the story? Life may knock Kathleen down, but she’s still the queen of getting back up—with style, sass, and a side of takeout. Let’s fuel her recovery with good food and great vibes—because every heroine deserves a happy ending (and some ice cream).
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